Incumbent Chairman for 2018 AKA “He Who Holds the Poisoned Chalice this Year"
DT holds the current record for number of games played for Levante CC and manages to avoid both work and family commitments by playing cricket but only really goes for the Beer and Fags and is still dining out on a 20+ scalp debut season.
Slow between the wickets and a very limited wagon wheel boils down to one shot that rarely troubles the scorer, a Compulsive Shopper cruelly manipulated by Morgan is coupled with a desperate belief that a new bat will solve all technical deficiencies.
Big Hands usually hold the catches and sometimes buys the drinks.
Laziest man in the Club.